I HAS BUNNIES!
No, really! My parents' friend Mr. Wes got two rabbits from a guy who breeds them to eat. He was going to take them home for dinner, but he started talking to them on the way home and called my dad, saying, "I can't eat anything I've had a conversation with!"
So he came over, showed them to my dad, and the two of them decided to let them go somewhere. Meanwhile, my mom comes out (Oh, God). My mother LOVES bunnies. She sees these two and decides she wants them. Now my dad has a rule, only one warm-blooded pet at a time, which is how I get away with having snakes. But... either my mom's feminine wiles or the bunnies' cuteness (the far more likely guess) worked their magic... and he said yes! So my dad built them a temporary cage out of refrigerator shelves until we can get them a hutch.
There's a brown one and a white one. They're pretty big, about the size of a small cat. The white one has bigger ears, so we might call it Radar. xD No clue about the brown one yet. Pictures shall be forthcoming! :3